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Bo will be out for at least a couple of weeks helping Renee recover from a spontaneous attack by a humanoid parasite. We know now that the foreign entity gestated for the better part of a year before it was finally flushed out and detached at 5:55 p.m. on Friday, October 26. Upon inspection, the humanoid weighed eight pounds, one ounce and measured 21 inches from its singular head to its 10 toes.<\/p>\n

It seems to have inherited features from its host: notably a strong desire to be massaged and a general distate for waking up. Even stranger, the creature appears to exhibit traits of my own including long legs and the ability to charm strangers *wink*.<\/p>\n

On the outside, the former symbiont appears utterly pathetic and helpless in an endearing way. We have quarantined the specimen in our home laboratory for further examination and hope the this is not some sort of clever ruse setting us up for complete annihilation. It almost seems too good to be true.<\/p>\n

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Bo will be checking email daily and can be reached by phone at (513) 312-9451.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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